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Bus laws


  • If you need to catch the bus on the other side of the road, you will have heavy traffic in your side and you will surely miss the bus.
  • Beautiful girls standing next to you in the bus stop will always feel disappointed as they have to travel in the bus that goes in some other route.
  • On a rare day, if you have Rs. 50 for ticket, before you reach the conductor, he will scold the person with Rs. 10 for ticket, for not having proper change.
  • If your bus is too crowded, then you will find another bus of same type and number follows your bus with no crowd at all.
  • Young girls will go in a high quality college and private company buses with lots of comfort. When you see women of age 40 plus from the first row to the last row in your bus, your heart will cry. Why should my city old ladies struggle like this at this age? Oh, God, that is injustice, give them rest at home.
  • When you pay Rs. 10 and travel in a deluxe bus, an ordinary bus (Rs. 5) will overtake your bus, that too, just a stop before where you need to get down.
  • You will find the doors closed when you think it is better to get down at the traffic signal rather than waiting for the traffic to clear.
  • The conductor stops the bus for issuing the ticket or for ticket checking for a long time. This implies either it is one of the hottest days or you are in a real hurry to go or both.
  • If a very religious person with 'colorful' forehead stand next to you in a crowded bus then these two are true (1) He is not taller than your shoulder height (2) You wear light and plain shirt.

Kovil Pillai P.
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